For a Pseudo Tambram: Miss Match ends up being a mismatch.
After the heart-break i have tended towards self-actualization. I have realized that a pseudo- tambram is a mismatch for any Indian girl. Let me tell you how
For a Southie Family:
"A typical Tambram Guy is one who works for a multinational firm, is extremely learned - a geek ( an IITian or IIMian) , speaks tamil fluently, Loves to eat only southie food, has a hefty remuneration package"
For a Non-Southie Family:
" Would simply go berserk with the mention of a tamil-guy. To them a tamilian is one clumsy guy who cant speak hindi ( speaks lousy a.k.a Aiyoo hindi), eats Idly-Dosa and has a black-board complexion."
A Pseudo Tambram is an outright reject in both situations
Furthermore
"First Impress(depress)ion of the pseudo tambram itself is sufficient to dispel away majority of the girls."
Sunday, August 17, 2008
Submission of Pseudo Tambram - 1
Pseudo Tambram suffers from Identity Crisis
It is extremely difficult for him to define where he belongs as he isn't able to justify his association to any place. He chooses to associate himself to a place as per the circumstances and his convenience. He prouds himself on being a true Indian representing National Integration.
But there are times he feels left-out.
The Tams dont accept him as he cant speak tamil - which is a should for every proud self-proclaimed tamilian.
The Goans dont accept him as he cant speak konkani - he remains an outsider who hasnt acknowledged and honored goan culture having lived in Goa for so many years.
The Northies dont consider him theirs - as to them IYER's are meant to be Madrasi's howsoever good Hindi he might be able to speak.
So a Psuedo Tambram remains Profusely Confused throughout.
It is extremely difficult for him to define where he belongs as he isn't able to justify his association to any place. He chooses to associate himself to a place as per the circumstances and his convenience. He prouds himself on being a true Indian representing National Integration.
But there are times he feels left-out.
The Tams dont accept him as he cant speak tamil - which is a should for every proud self-proclaimed tamilian.
The Goans dont accept him as he cant speak konkani - he remains an outsider who hasnt acknowledged and honored goan culture having lived in Goa for so many years.
The Northies dont consider him theirs - as to them IYER's are meant to be Madrasi's howsoever good Hindi he might be able to speak.
So a Psuedo Tambram remains Profusely Confused throughout.
Submissions of a Pseudo Tam Bram
I have started blogging after a ridiculously long Intermission.
But "Picture abhi baki hain mere Dost".. so read on.
After an extremely painful heartbreak i have some submissions to make before i start blogging Rubbish.
Life of a pseudo tambram is really troublesome
Definition Pseudo Tambram
Pseudo tambram is typically a guy who has been born in Nagpur, spent early childhood in MP, spent his adolescence in Goa, Twenty-ed in Jalandhar, post graduated in Goa to finally become a numbskull working in mumbai in his mid-25ies. He does not know to speak (fluently) tamil, konkani ( though a resident goan for 14 years), marathi or punjabi. Only language he is extremely comfortable with is Hindi. He has his parents - father born and brought-up in Delhi and mother born and brought -up in Nagpur. The Guy is neither a Pappu ( of Jaane tu ..fame ) nor can he dance. He is average looking guy with average intelligence and short on temper. Last but not the least he works for the State Bank of India.
But "Picture abhi baki hain mere Dost".. so read on.
After an extremely painful heartbreak i have some submissions to make before i start blogging Rubbish.
Life of a pseudo tambram is really troublesome
Definition Pseudo Tambram
Pseudo tambram is typically a guy who has been born in Nagpur, spent early childhood in MP, spent his adolescence in Goa, Twenty-ed in Jalandhar, post graduated in Goa to finally become a numbskull working in mumbai in his mid-25ies. He does not know to speak (fluently) tamil, konkani ( though a resident goan for 14 years), marathi or punjabi. Only language he is extremely comfortable with is Hindi. He has his parents - father born and brought-up in Delhi and mother born and brought -up in Nagpur. The Guy is neither a Pappu ( of Jaane tu ..fame ) nor can he dance. He is average looking guy with average intelligence and short on temper. Last but not the least he works for the State Bank of India.
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THE INDIAN MBA CRAZE
posted on Tuesday, December 26, 2006 2:49 PMIT's Pouring , its pouring really hard .....
What is pouring ?.
.. its pouring MBA's in india ....
Every second graduate* in India is thinking of doing an MBA....which is responsible for the present figure of over 1500 B-schools in the country... all claiming to be in the top 50 slot.
QUES: Is it a MBA craze ..??
MY ANS: I guess so
In INDIA the PGPS, PGDBM..... and god knows how many ingenious fanciful post graduate management courses....ALL fall into one broad category of MBA..
Why do people actually want to be an MBA ?
ALL OF THEM WANT TO BE MANAGERS. :)
But we have to realize that high fat pay packages is the main impetus of people actually enrolling for these courses. The hype to MBA has been so intense that people are getting desperate to get enrolled for any management programme from any institute. An MBA Degree is more important than the knowledge...
Insititutes are competing for students ...all claiming to have the best of professors, best infrastructure facilities and above all the BEST PLACEMENTS.... as students are the only of source their revenue which their business (school) generates.
We have 2 dozen different fully comprehensive B- school ranking published every year ... each comprehensive survey showing different results.. :) ..... that is good enough to confuse a prospective MBAite.
But where does it stop after all? I guess no where in the near future ...
There is a lot of demand for fresh MBAs in india ( No Comments on the quality of MBAs though ).... as india is moving towards being an global economic power.
So where demand exists ... supply should match it up.
Here Quality is not a factor of consideration ... as we know.. “Indians are not Quality conscious“. :)
* gradute does not take into account the graduates in medicine ....THE DOCTORS.. but there are exceptions among them as well.
IS IT FAIR OR UNFAIR ? (IN all.. Its ALL complex(ion) )
posted on Saturday, January 20, 2007 3:39 PM
“Being FAIR...in all UR dealings“ and U shall be successful..
The connotation has changed ...over a period of years in india..
25 years back : It meant that one must work with honesty and maintain his integrity in whatever one does and he/she would eventually succeed.
Now JAN 20th 2007 : It means you should actively start applying creams like FAIR and LOVELY / HANDSOME.....GLOW FAIR.FAIR ONE..etc..and U would eventually...rather...surely succeed.. :)
What has brought about this Brobdingnagian ( major ) change in the connotation?
I sincerely hope we should all appreciate the contributions of companies like EMAMI who have successfully brought about this mindset change. Hats Off.. This companies really focus towards complying to “ Social and moral resposibilities “ rather than concentrating on profits.
The Evil mindset of an Average Indian* (.. The Average Indian... with regards to mental capacity and not with respect to height ) has long existed which discriminates people on the basis of their complexion ( besides many other already classifying norms such as caste, creed, religion in our system )
The Companies like EMAMI took up this challenge and have been since working towards the EVIL mindset.
THE RESULT OF THE INITIATIVE BY EMAMI
They have been largely successful.... :)
They have made people more aware that Skin- discrimination exists ...bringing it from their sub-conscious mind to the conscious head. ... through their sexist - shallow but enlightening advertisments. ( Their take : FAIRER SEX has to be fair)
They have been able to transform this small EVIL into a Mammoth EVILIER MINDSET..
And EMAMI could gain just about Rs.1000 crore for carrying out such a onerous social responsibilty.
But does THE responsibility end here?
Answer : A very BIG “ NO“.
It has not limited its awareness programme to Just the FAIRER SEX .. now ITS THE TURN OF the MENZ TO GET ACTIV :)
PEDAGOGY which could modulate my faculties
- Awarded an PGDM from GOA INSTITUTE OF MANAGEMENT -
- Awarded a B.TECH from NATIONAL INSTIUTE OF TECHNOLOGY -
I declare that the information furnished above is true and complete to the best of my knowledge and belief.
Self Representation
I Aniruddha Iyer is a naturalized member of the democratic state of Republic of India.
Born on 27th of February , a proud vertebrate
A Gentleman
A Tambram
An Artist
A Thinker
Aniruddha ..the Impregnable
Attained writing skills on 23/06/1983
Attained writing-sense skill on .. ...
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Remaining time 40 years (Doubtful still)
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